Z
Meet Zach, or “Z”. He's the co-founder of the Wither Universe and co-author of Wither: A Zombie Novel. Even a blind squirrel can find a nut every now and then. Zach's time in Special Forces was just a way to avoid getting a real job, but he likes to pretend it made him a better person, he only used his training to avoid doing anything useful with his life.
Z likes to spend as much time at the range as possible, not because he's compensating for anything he just likes to hear the loud bang of gunfire. When he isn't busy pretending to work, he likes to strum on his guitar. He enjoys spending time with his family because they're awesome and they’re the only ones who will put up with his BS.
So, if you're looking for someone to help you solve world peace or cure cancer, Z is not your guy. But if you need someone to miss the mark on a shooting range or make a mean sandwich, he's your man.
C
Meet Carl or “C”, the other guy responsible for this hot mess known affectionately as the Wither Universe. He also helped write Wither: A Zombie Novel. Not much though, there’s a reason his name comes second on the cover, and don’t let him tell you otherwise.
C doesn’t have a lot of free time as he seems to be a perpetual college student, and after a decade and a half in the Army as an Infantryman, hand-to-hand combat instructor, and Special Forces medic, he still doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up. *If you’ve ever wondered where your tax dollars go, look no further.* All that aside, if he’s not hanging out with his family or pretending to read college books he's probably out fishing or hunting.
If you ever need someone to tell you when something is bad enough to go to the hospital or to stop taking Tylenol after a night out on the town, look no further. Otherwise, it might be wise to just keep on moving.